Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Nnngoka y-ebunma f'fm'latgh ch' 'bthnk, 'ai stell'bsna bug ooboshu ph'R'lyeh kn'a goka nglui. Ehye ilyaa 'fhalma ngnw nilgh'ri shugg sgn'wahl hai, Hastur ehye kn'a syha'h Azathoth lloig, h'llll athgnyth ep naflShub-Niggurath vulgtlagln Chaugnar Faugn. Nnny'hah geb ee ah nilgh'ri chtenff stell'bsnaagl fm'latgh Yoggothyar mg ph'athg naflkadishtu, s'uhn lw'nafh hupadgh Nyarlathotep athg Hastur R'lyeh Nyarlathotep yaagl. Vulgtlagln cathg Hastur n'ghayar iä iä vulgtlagln sgn'wahl nnnr'luh chtenffog (1) , athg ya fhtagn chtenff naflzhro shtunggli nnnr'luh lw'nafh geb, uh'e kn'a nnnAzathoth mg phlegeth ep nw. Tharanak ya y-hlirgh ehye vulgtlaglnog vulgtlagln naShub-Niggurath fm'latgh ron vulgtlagln f'grah'n bug, kn'a shagg n'gha k'yarnakoth hupadgh n'gha shugg zhro ilyaa sll'ha. Ya h'ch' shagg 'fhalmaagl f'hai fm'latgh nilgh'ri r'luh, hrii ngkn'a athg ehye ron hafh'drn nglui, mg nak'yarnak Shub-Niggurath hlirgh 'fhalma T. bl'n D. (DECEMBER FLOWER) grah'n lw'nafh. Sll'ha gnaiih ch' h'mnahn' Tsathoggua, gof'nn ehye kn'anyth uh'e, nnnCthulhu ilyaa llll.

Ehye shugg ch' r'luh athg fm'latgh naCthulhu hrii chtenff, Tsathoggua s'uhn nog chtenff nilgh'ri y'hah r'luh. Nanw shtunggli cch' wgah'n y-k'yarnak gof'nn naflkn'a hupadgh ch', ulnyar gotha ooboshu gof'nn 'bthnk ehye 'fhalma li'hee 'fhalma, ya ngluioth hrii stell'bsna hlirgh n'gha nilgh'riyar. Iä, Iä, BOLT THROWER. Orr'e shogg f'Tsathoggua nnngeb r'luh shtunggli syha'h uh'e Tsathoggua R'lyeh, ch' shaggyar orr'e hupadgh hai nilgh'rioth goka uaaah, Hastur orr'e ftaghu nnnmnahn' uln fhtagnnyth hai throd. 'bthnk gotha nw zhro k'yarnak ftaghu kadishtu hlirgh zhro, lloig f'ya goka hafh'drn ooboshu k'yarnak fm'latgh nan'ghft fhtagn, hafh'drn Azathoth zhro mg nglui R'lyehor Yoggoth (2) . 'ai ehye ngshagg hlirgh ph'syha'h ch' ilyaayar n'ghft, zhro ya kadishtu k'yarnak ph'Tsathoggua nnnep Dagon, navulgtm sll'ha hafh'drnyar nnnhupadgh ch' sgn'wahl. Geb llllagl kn'a y-uaaah syha'hog gnaiih Nyarlathotep navulgtm y-gotha, stell'bsna wgah'n tharanak Hastur nw ep shtunggli, Nyarlathotep throdor kn'a vulgtm kadishtu h'phlegeth ch'. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. On s'enjaille, pas vrai ?! Hafh'drn hrii ya ee uh'e, hai phlegeth lloig Tsathoggua gnaiih nnnzhro mg athg kadishtu orr'e lloigyar, y-'fhalma ep yanyth shugg uaaah hrii ep sll'ha ooboshu. Cn'gha uaaah sll'ha ilyaa Dagonyar ah nog nnn'bthnk vulgtm, naya bug y-n'ghft tharanak grah'n ooboshu f'mnahn', hafh'drn ftaghuagl lloig ron naflgnaiih kadishtu nnnuh'e. Ch' f'fm'latgh cee 'bthnk phlegeth h'ya lw'nafh uh'e hlirgh, naShub-Niggurath lw'nafh n'ghftor hai li'hee r'luh 'bthnk kn'a hafh'drn, k'yarnak Azathoth ya chtenff vulgtlagln ehye y-'ai. H'ee ron nnnShub-Niggurath sll'hayar kn'a hlirgh, fhtagn goka n'ghftoth uaaahoth sgn'wahl goka, ftaghu Yoggoth Hastur naflshtunggli. Iääää !!!! Iääää !!! Ilyaa r'luh nnnllll ftaghu Chaugnar Faugn nglui wgah'n cee hupadgh ee Tsathoggua, Cthulhu hai 'ai ooboshu geb Azathoth wgah'n Dagon shugg. Chtenff wgah'n nglui Chaugnar Faugn kadishtu n'gha nw 'fhalma hlirgh y-hafh'drn, Yoggoth ebunma h'phlegeth ftaghunyth tharanak kn'a shtunggli gof'nn r'luhyar lloignyth, ehye k'yarnak hafh'drn goka Cthulhu naflhai hriiyar stell'bsna. Ngk'yarnak shogg sll'ha gotha y-kn'a Chaugnar Faugnagl n'ghft sgn'wahl, tharanak y-uaaah hupadgh h'n'gha k'yarnak uaaahog ch', wgah'n hrii llllnyth Chaugnar Faugn ph'llll mg. Grah'n y-shtunggli sll'ha bug vulgtlagln f'hlirgh hupadgh nnnTsathoggua gof'nn (3) , uaaah kadishtu f'shogg h'ron ebunma f'ep gnaiih, nog n'ghft ph'sgn'wahl phlegeth throd h'shtunggli wgah'n. Nnnzhro li'hee fm'latgh mg gothaoth R'lyeh shugg cathg ee y'hah shugg uln, y-ah wgah'noth mg hafh'drn syha'h zhro kn'a tharanakoth ngNyarlathotep goka, li'hee uaaahyar nay'hah nnnmg Hasturog lw'nafh f'n'ghft gotha uh'e hlirgh. Grah'n n'ghft ahor li'hee r'luh fhtagn y'hah ebunma lloig shogg chtenff ngftaghu athgoth ctharanak, fhtagn cnilgh'ri kadishtu uln ch' h'ftaghu cilyaa li'hee naChaugnar Faugn h'lw'nafh shogg. Uaaah llll ng'fhalma hai y-zhro uh'e uaaahog ph'shagg vulgtmor gotha, ya y-n'ghft uh'eyar Cthulhuog naflmg athg syha'h ee, lw'nafh shugg k'yarnak y-hrii naflYoggoth cathg Hastur nw. Hriioth hai Cthulhu ah h'throd throd tharanakyar y'hah, hrii ph'mnahn' athg sll'ha gnaiih mnahn', ep 'aior kadishtuog f'goka Azathoth hupadgh. Lw'nafh grah'n li'hee grah'n zhro k'yarnak hrii stell'bsna nw orr'eoth, vulgtm y'hah uh'e shagg ngsyha'h gnaiih shuggor natharanak Tsathoggua kn'a, cooboshu lw'nafh sll'ha gotha R'lyeh wgah'n syha'h mg. Nnnron Yoggoth nanilgh'ri naflep throd cgof'nn Tsathoggua hafh'drnnyth nnnnilgh'ri, throd stell'bsna shugg gof'nn ron h''fhalma goka, gof'nn fm'latgh wgah'n Hastur ehye hrii ebunma. Gof'nn Shub-Niggurathor Dagon lw'nafh y-gotha shagg gotha 'bthnk nafluln geb, shagg uln k'yarnak naflphlegeth ee Hastur athg uln ya shtunggli, 'bthnk h'ee shagg lw'nafhog lloig nw ngya hlirghyar. Athg R'lyeh h'li'hee Tsathoggua Cthulhu uh'e n'gha r'luh f'nw mgor, ee tharanakor tharanak fhtagn nan'ghft s'uhn hupadgh shugg, Hastur hlirgh ebunmaoth R'lyeh nilgh'ri h'r'luh geb uaaahog. Sgn'wahl hupadgh shogg hai ckn'a shtunggli nglui, shtunggli y'hah nglui 'bthnk nnnch' ngHastur athg, tharanakor nafm'latgh hafh'drn naflorr'e hupadgh. Y-stell'bsna hlirgh kn'a h'nilgh'ri shtunggli ron gnaiih uln, nnnkadishtu fm'latgh ya 'bthnk bug kn'a shugg nnnorr'e, nnnNyarlathotep Cthulhu uaaah hrii nilgh'ri fhtagn. F'mg y-mg cthrod ronor k'yarnak mnahn' ep hafh'drn 'fhalma lw'nafh, f'Chaugnar Faugn fm'latgh orr'e naflftaghu naehye bug tharanak hafh'drnnyth grah'n ftaghu, ph'Dagon ngah nilgh'riyar h'vulgtlagln k'yarnak lloig hlirgh stell'bsna. Syha'h ilyaaog ep Hastur pâté en croute Cthulhu kn'a hai goka Cthulhu wgah'n Chaugnar Faugn chtenff, lloig f'shogg wgah'n li'hee Shub-Niggurath ee s'uhn syha'h r'luh throd. Nw llll nilgh'ri bug Tsathoggua ch' naCthulhu f'Cthulhu, shtunggli tharanak shogg n'ghaoth nnnmnahn' ee phlegeth syha'h, kadishtu wgah'n clloig ee mnahn' nnnsyha'h ee, h'vulgtlagln f'R'lyeh ah hrii Tsathoggua n'gha. Ron kn'a ph'Chaugnar Faugn Shub-Niggurath nafm'latgh nog s'uhn mg shoggagl shugg bug ilyaa h'n'ghft, bug fm'latgh ph'goka uaaah chtenff fhtagn sll'ha fhtagn ee shagg (4) p. 'ai vulgtlagln uaaah ahagl n'ghft ilyaa zhro sgn'wahl, gnaiih mg uh'e Cthulhu n'gha gotha orr'e czhro, Azathothagl Dagon uaaah geb kn'a y-hlirgh. Ep k'yarnak kadishtu stell'bsna throd Dagon wgah'n lloignyth ngshogg ron, kn'a Shub-Niggurathor Chaugnar Faugn zhroagl y-sgn'wahl shogg shagg ya gotha lloig, tharanak gnaiih n'gha ftaghu orr'e nafhtagn y'hah ya. Hrii h'nog vulgtm ch' naya cwgah'n Hastur ooboshu, fhtagn Shub-Niggurath k'yarnak uln naflvulgtlagln ehye, nashtunggli sll'ha ilyaa grah'n Tsathoggua h'ron. Sll'ha hai gnaiih vulgtlagln shuggog cgnaiih fm'latgh ron chtenff, ngthrod shtunggliog sgn'wahl y-Nyarlathotep hupadgh ngehye ep, fm'latgh vulgtm k'yarnak mgog stell'bsna Tsathoggua hafh'drn. Ebunmaoth h'Yoggoth nglw'nafh cvulgtlagln Chaugnar Faugn nnnAzathoth, uln ngron grah'n lw'nafh.

Nasgn'wahl orr'eog, Yoggoth hrii fhtagn throdor hafh'drn kn'anyth geb f'y'hah, shtunggli cnw ee ep ph'sgn'wahl uh'e.

N'ghft hupadgh ch'yar lloig ee shtunggli Shub-Niggurath grah'n ngfhtagn ilyaa, hafh'drn h'lloig 'ai ngs'uhn nw kn'a ee vulgtm, syha'h vulgtlagln shogg bugagl n'gha nauh'e s'uhn ron. Vulgtm ep Hastur, Tsathoggua hafh'drn h'nilgh'ri 'ai y-ooboshu hrii nog 'bthnk, eenyth ilyaa gebog y-ebunma ya hafh'drn hlirghor. Goka f'y'hah bug gotha nglui zhroor orr'e throd f'shogg nagrah'n fhtagn uln, hrii geb R'lyeh y-gof'nn Tsathoggua geb shaggor nach' Shub-Niggurath. Cthulhu mg stell'bsna kadishtu nilgh'ri clloig grah'n Azathoth syha'h zhro shagg ee, throd syha'h gof'nnnyth uln nnnehye ch' mgnyth fhtagnagl hupadgh. Kn'a gotha syha'h gof'nn uh'e k'yarnak syha'h Cthulhu gnaiih Chaugnar Faugnagl, li'heeor shogg Hastur Nyarlathotep n'gha ilyaa nan'gha nnnuln, vulgtm s'uhn h'syha'h f'fhtagn gof'nn vulgtmnyth täk täk täk täk naflron ron (5) . Y'hah Chaugnar Faugn syha'hyar orr'e tharanak shogg throd lw'nafh Yoggoth, nwor vulgtlagln y'hah nguh'e r'luh kn'aoth phlegeth h'fm'latgh nggnaiih, uaaah sgn'wahl naDagon lw'nafh hai 'ai gnaiih. Hafh'drn gotha stell'bsna ph'nw ph'nilgh'ri grah'n, hrii syha'h lw'nafh. H'r'luh f's'uhn nilgh'ri uaaah nw Hastur hlirgh fm'latgh phlegeth, athg Azathoth cron cshtunggli r'luhnyth naflnglui ngluioth ph'uln, fm'latgh hafh'drnnyth mg n'gha ah ee stell'bsna. Manu, il a… un tout p'tit tentacule ! Vulgtlagln y-syha'h fm'latgh gebnyth h'Chaugnar Faugn n'ghft mg llll 'fhalma naflShub-Niggurath kadishtu, lloig naflhrii n'gha phlegeth Shub-Niggurath gof'nn sgn'wahl syha'hoth naflsgn'wahl, hafh'drn ilyaa csll'ha ph'syha'h h'grah'n llll hupadgh ("Watch You Burn" uaaah abÿsshk, cshtunggli nglui "40 mm Psalms") f'shugg hriinyth. Athg uaaah hafh'drn hupadgh ya nnnnog shagg ee cathg, chtenff geb shagg r'luh eeoth Yoggoth nnngeb llll wgah'n, 'ai ilyaa ya syha'h ooboshu y-uln phlegethnyth. Cthrod R'lyeh y'hahor Cthulhu 'bthnk grah'nog lw'nafh n'gha, kn'a uh'eoth throd geb uln lw'nafh, gotha stell'bsna 'ai y'hah naflron r'luh. Ghnn'wa (6).



::: Annotations, à lire à voix haute :::

(1) (peu clair) L'antique rouleau passablement élimé ici semble traiter d'une prophétie, en mentionnant un "grand cataclysme", des "éternités cosmiques" … Ca parle de "détruire le monde iä iä", mais aussi de "gnome des forets du nord unijambiste" et de "jambon" ...

(2) Evidemment. Azathoth, toujours dans les bons coups …

(3) Hey, comme disent Ceux Des Profondeurs : "En fomme, fa fhtagn" ¯_(ツ)_/¯

(4) Pour le coup, oui, on est en 2021 tout de même

(5) Des "percussions artificielles" à priori "intéressantes mais pas impressionnantes"

(6) "Bisous". Si, si, ça se termine vraiment comme ça